Clerk faces jail for urinating in soda

What a fucking douche bag...As punishment, he should have to drink 10 bottles of urine.

AP Wire | 03/30/2006 | Clerk faces jail for urinating in soda

'Sketch pad' nude club owner pleads guilty

Haha...What a genius...too bad it didn't work though.

AP Wire | 03/30/2006 | 'Sketch pad' nude club owner pleads guilty

College student lives in Wal-Mart for 41 hours - Mar 30, 2006

41 Hours...What a slacker....He could have done more... Could You?

CNN.com - College student lives in Wal-Mart for 41 hours - Mar 30, 2006

Four beautiful words: All You Can Eat.. - Yahoo! News

People better start fasting for days before hitting this buffet...500 items...that's INSANE...you could be there all day and still not try everything!!! And for only $7.50?? I'm there! Where does the line form??


Four beautiful words: All You Can Eat.. - Yahoo! News

Boy, 3, gets trapped inside toy machine - Boston.com

HOW DID this kid do this? There's no way he fit into the little prize hole of a toy machine!!

Boy, 3, gets trapped inside toy machine - Boston.com

93 Year Old Driving Instructor

93 Year old driving instructor? WTF...he probably can't even see 2 inches in front of himself! Old people should have to take driving tests after the age of 65..that's when people retire, so why not re-test them for driving? I'm all for old people keeping their licenses, but why not make sure they can still drive? Teenagers have to prove it to the states, why not old people?


Conn. driving instructor is 93 - Boston.com

Where rejected greeting cards go to die - Mar 28, 2006

Is your card up on Hallmark's wall of NO??

CNN.com - Where rejected greeting cards go to die - Mar 28, 2006

More than $30,000 in cash found in New Orleans home

Why can't I have luck like this??

USATODAY.com - More than $30,000 in cash found in New Orleans home

Wis. couple lose 125 pounds and win $1,200

That's $9.60/lb....that's some expensive fat!

AP Wire | 03/27/2006 | Wis. couple lose 125 pounds and win $1,200

Man is charged $4,300 for four burgers - Boston.com

$4,300 for four burgers? WTF? That must be some GOOD MEAT!

Man is charged $4,300 for four burgers - Boston.com

Carpool dummy sells on eBay for $15,000

Would you pay $15,000 for a Dummy?? Especially since it cost $10 to make! The money does go to charity, so I guess it's worth it.


AP Wire | 03/24/2006 | Carpool dummy sells on eBay for $15,000

Road-construction callers get sex line

Callers to a state road-construction information line Thursday might have been surprised to hear, "We love nasty talk as much as you do."

AP Wire | 03/23/2006 | Road-construction callers get sex line

Thief stuck in bank's chimney rescued

A man found in the chimney of a bank didnt try to hide what he was doing..."We asked him what he was doing down there and he said, 'What do you think? I'm trying to rob the bank," said Police Chief Robert Perales. Read the whole story here at boston.com

Film Shoot Mistaken for Real Life Hostage Crisis

A group of high school filmmakers got a scare while filming a movie in downtown Fernandina Beach, FL when police showed up. The teens were shooting a movie with toy guns, when someone called the police on them. Read the whole story here at the San Jose Mercury News.

Drive In Massage Parlors?

Drive In Massage Parlors? Where do I enter? Malaysia is setting up drive in massage parlors to reduce accidents on the road!