Change your Name to Payton Manning??

Did you hear the story about a guy that lost a Superbowl bet and has to change his name to Payton Manning? HAHAHA....what a loser....although he might now get some perks if people think he's really Payton...well only in Indianapolis probably.

Had too many? Ask Fla. police for a ride

January 17, 2007

SHALIMAR, Fla. --Residents in this Panhandle town can call the police for a ride home if they have had too many drinks. The new service was posted in the town's online newsletter Jan. 2, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News. The Shalimar police will take residents who are too drunk to drive home from as far as 25 miles away.

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USATODAY.com - German seeks to become father to 1,000

That is ALOT of child support...1,000 kids...What is this guy thinking?? Most normal guys try to get away from having kids or recognizing their kids...instead this guy wants to "adopt" 1,000 of them. WHAT A MESS.

USATODAY.com - German seeks to become father to 1,000

Michigan boy, 9, records a hole-in-one - Boston.com

I thought this was amazing from the title, but the hole was only 125 yards...I know some people never get a hole in one in their lifetime...but 125 yards isn't that far...When he hits one over 300 yards, then we'll talk.

Michigan boy, 9, records a hole-in-one - Boston.com

Shanghai preparing for 'human zoo' - Boston.com

Human zoo? 4 guys living in a glass box...WHY would anyone want to see 4 guys sleeping, eating and bathing in public? Now if they were girls....that would be a completely different story!

Shanghai preparing for 'human zoo' - Boston.com

Thieves steal trailer filled with Red Bull - Boston.com

These thieves are going to by flying for a LOOOONG time with all of that redbull! 2,880 cases of redbull at like $40 or so a case? NICE....


Thieves steal trailer filled with Red Bull - Boston.com

Deputy Finds $1M Scratch Ticket on Easter - Yahoo! News

That's a lucky find...$1M scratch ticket. Why would you buy a scratch ticket and not scratch it? It would have sucked if they guy put it in the laundry and it got destroyed before scratching it...but if that happened he probably wouldn't have known he won a cool million...I can't even win a $100 scratch ticket!

Deputy Finds $1M Scratch Ticket on Easter - Yahoo! News

College bars students from posing for Playboy - Yahoo! News

Baylor gets a "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for not allowing girls to pose for Playboy. They didn't even allow dancing on campus until 10 years ago? Why would anyone in their right mind go to Baylor University?

College bars students from posing for Playboy - Yahoo! News

Phony doctor gives free breast exams - Yahoo! News

What girl in her right mind would let some sketchy 76 year old man give them "free breast exams" door to door? Actually what girl in her right mind would let anyone going door to door do that to them? These girls are stupid. Two of them in their 30's let this guy strip them naked and fondle them. As much as the guy is in the wrong....those girls are total LOSERS.

Phony doctor gives free breast exams - Yahoo! News

Retiree flushes money down toilet - Boston.com

Retiree flushes money down toilet - Boston.com

This guy FLUSHED money down the toilet because he thought Euros were the only thing worth money? I would have taken the cash off of his hands. $18 grand down the toilet...litterally.

Widow, 84, wins record $10M slot jackpot - Boston.com

Widow, 84, wins record $10M slot jackpot - Boston.com: "who has been gambling in Atlantic City casinos since the first one opened in 1978, had never won more than $1,000 at a time before. She still hadn't decided Wednesday whether to take the money in a 25-year annuity or in a lump-sum payment of more than $5.5 million, but she has 21 days to "


What is this lady going to do with all of this money? I want to win millions of dollars...but i can't even win a hundred dollars.

Man accused of changing traffic lights - Boston.com

This would be awesome to have! Imagine how much time you'd save in your lifetime!

Man accused of changing traffic lights - Boston.com

Diamond-studded martini runs a cool $3,000 - Boston.com

$3,000 for a martini? You have better have won a ton at the craps table before you buy this drink!


Diamond-studded martini runs a cool $3,000 - Boston.com

Firefighters find secret stash in basement - Boston.com

Did the firefighters get high while putting out the fire??

Firefighters find secret stash in basement - Boston.com

Man has a plan: Trade a paper clip for a house - The Boston Globe

This is a amazing....this dude turned a red paperclip into a year of rent??? By bartering? WOW.

Man has a plan: Trade a paper clip for a house - The Boston Globe