Thursday, April 20, 2006

Deputy Finds $1M Scratch Ticket on Easter - Yahoo! News

That's a lucky find...$1M scratch ticket. Why would you buy a scratch ticket and not scratch it? It would have sucked if they guy put it in the laundry and it got destroyed before scratching it...but if that happened he probably wouldn't have known he won a cool million...I can't even win a $100 scratch ticket!

Deputy Finds $1M Scratch Ticket on Easter - Yahoo! News

College bars students from posing for Playboy - Yahoo! News

Baylor gets a "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for not allowing girls to pose for Playboy. They didn't even allow dancing on campus until 10 years ago? Why would anyone in their right mind go to Baylor University?

College bars students from posing for Playboy - Yahoo! News

Phony doctor gives free breast exams - Yahoo! News

What girl in her right mind would let some sketchy 76 year old man give them "free breast exams" door to door? Actually what girl in her right mind would let anyone going door to door do that to them? These girls are stupid. Two of them in their 30's let this guy strip them naked and fondle them. As much as the guy is in the wrong....those girls are total LOSERS.

Phony doctor gives free breast exams - Yahoo! News

Retiree flushes money down toilet - Boston.com

Retiree flushes money down toilet - Boston.com

This guy FLUSHED money down the toilet because he thought Euros were the only thing worth money? I would have taken the cash off of his hands. $18 grand down the toilet...litterally.

Widow, 84, wins record $10M slot jackpot - Boston.com

Widow, 84, wins record $10M slot jackpot - Boston.com: "who has been gambling in Atlantic City casinos since the first one opened in 1978, had never won more than $1,000 at a time before. She still hadn't decided Wednesday whether to take the money in a 25-year annuity or in a lump-sum payment of more than $5.5 million, but she has 21 days to "


What is this lady going to do with all of this money? I want to win millions of dollars...but i can't even win a hundred dollars.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Man accused of changing traffic lights - Boston.com

This would be awesome to have! Imagine how much time you'd save in your lifetime!

Man accused of changing traffic lights - Boston.com

Monday, April 17, 2006

Diamond-studded martini runs a cool $3,000 - Boston.com

$3,000 for a martini? You have better have won a ton at the craps table before you buy this drink!


Diamond-studded martini runs a cool $3,000 - Boston.com

Firefighters find secret stash in basement - Boston.com

Did the firefighters get high while putting out the fire??

Firefighters find secret stash in basement - Boston.com

Man has a plan: Trade a paper clip for a house - The Boston Globe

This is a amazing....this dude turned a red paperclip into a year of rent??? By bartering? WOW.

Man has a plan: Trade a paper clip for a house - The Boston Globe

Monday, April 10, 2006

Man gets $218 trillion phone bill - Boston.com

WHOA....that's alot of calls to the psyhic friends network or alot of phone sex!

Man gets $218 trillion phone bill - Boston.com

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Online ads offer rooms in return for sex - Boston.com

Do people really respond to these ads on craigslist?


Online ads offer rooms in return for sex - Boston.com

Girl wins spelling bee after 41 rounds - Boston.com

41 Rounds and 4 1/2 of SPELLING??? I would have just QUIT after the 2nd round!

Girl wins spelling bee after 41 rounds - Boston.com

Monday, April 03, 2006

Take bribes but be fair, soccer refs told - Yahoo! News

HA! Why would teams even bribe the refs if they're not supposed to let the outcome of the game change with a bribe? Or what happens if both teams bribe the same ref? The only person making out here are the refs.

Take bribes but be fair, soccer refs told - Yahoo! News

Calif. coach sued for belittling players - Boston.com

This dad probably never played sports before...What a waste of tax payer money bringing this to court.

Calif. coach sued for belittling players - Boston.com